1.重点:一封员工要求加薪的英文信以及老板的回信

员工写的内容如下:
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ .  worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am   $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond   $oon.
Your$   $incerely,
Marian $hih


老板回复:
reply to her request

Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager


2.是这样的张总，你在家里的电脑上按了CTRL+C，然后在公司的电脑上再按CTRL+V是肯定不行的。即使同一篇文章也不行。不不，多贵的电脑都不行。

3.“刘惜君，你唱得太好了，我一定要把你留在10强。但是我投给曾轶可，因为你这么强，一定可以有机晋级的。”

4.初中的体育老师说：谁敢再穿裙子上我的课，就罚她倒立。

5.有的人，从他看电影的方式就能看出他人品，看文艺片时不断快进，看A片时不断暂停。

6.一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。

7.我爸说过的最让我感动的一句话：“孩子，好好学习吧，爸以前玩麻将都玩儿10块的，现在为了供你念书，改玩儿1块的了。”

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KAO，居然还有鸟语的啊，谁给翻译下啊？