lixi61801 发表于 2024-1-4 11:28   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 短篇笑话三则

1. 大学时和表姐在一个班级,表姐长得很漂亮,每天都和表姐一起骑车上下学,然而没过多长时间,我的车胎就天天被人扎。


2. 前几天和女朋友吵架,好几天不说话,每天炒菜都放很多辣椒,心想让你整天惹我生气,非辣辣你不可。有天忍不住问我做的饭咋样?女朋友说很好吃,要是再辣点就更香了。我忘了女朋友是妥妥的川妹子。


3. 我和老婆结婚五年,我一直想要个孩子,但是老婆一直不同意。这天她终于说出了理由:生了孩子就得把我的零食分他一半,我是真不舍得。
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