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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.晚上加班到22点,下班回家路上,一片漆黑。我深情的望着她眼睛说道:“前途一片黑暗,幸亏撞见你。”
“你特么的骑个破电动车撞到人,还在这里叽叽歪歪,赔钱 !”她怒道。

2. 最近闺蜜总是不分时间段的给我打语音,找我一聊几个小时。
严重影响了我的睡眠。
忍无可忍的我问她想干什么?
谁知她说:这不,孩子去学校了。想到孩子就想到了你......

3. 少年时候跳舞伤了腰,我爸妈上班没空给我送回祖母家。我祖母来城里接我并从村口搀 扶 着 我的 腰回去。。。
没过几天就听说村里疯传我妊娠了,爹妈感觉怕城里没脸见人,偷偷送回农村安胎了。。。

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